To my kids, the S word is "stupid" and it's a major infarction. I can't even get away with, "That was stupid" after burning toast or spilling milk.
My son just turned six, and he's the best kind of handful. Funny, smart, and very much his own person.
Even though he won't let me get away with the S word, he definitely inherited the sailor tendencies:
"What's the password?"
"Harry Potter?" No.
"Sparkle Rainbows?" Nuh-uh.
"Glitter pom poms?" Nope!
He grins, "I'll give you a hint. It starts with a 'd'."
I know better than to respond. He cheers, "DIARRHEA!"
|See that devilish smile? He gets that from his dad. The potty mouth comes from me, though.|
Sometime early in kindergarten, a kid said to my son, "You're the worst!" In fact, he is not the worst. He's a pretty awesome kid. Thankfully, my kiddo recovered from the insult. Unfortunately, "The Worst!" became one of my son's favorite "swear words".
We hear it all the time, now.
Clean your room. "Mom, You're the worst!"
Eat your rice. "Aw, this rice is the worst!"
You need to pick a new swimsuit. "That bathing suit is the worst!"
Which is funny, since I'm pretty sure this bathing suit is The Worst:
Happy Birthday, Son! May you always make the best of your worsts!